The Three Rules
Everything you need to know about keeping yourself safe while keeping our reaper thoroughly relaxed.
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Rhymes
PTO
Animated Comedic Vignettes
Cautionary Verse
The Vacation Meter
Delightful rhyming poems exploring preventable perils so you can look both ways and live.
Every helmet strapped and stove turned off knocks precious minutes off a centuries-long shift.
Watch our hero break down everyday health blunders and domestic disasters with sunny optimism.
The Core Mission
Stay alive today so one overworked piggy gets an afternoon in a hammock.
Raw chicken left on the counter overnight isn't culinary adventurism; it's just another frantic shift for our cloaked friend.
Field Report
Progress toward paradise
1,420
slip-ups prevented
84
rhymes penned
3 hrs
PTO earned
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